Sure, Iran wants nuclear weapons, but the Ayatollah isn’t in such a hurry that he’d sacrifice fashion.

Proper Sharia Law fashion to be exact.

It seems that the Iranian nuclear budget now includes a special stipend which will appear on all female workers’ paychecks to serve as a monetary incentive that their dress be Allah appropriate.

We’ve all heard of the glass ceiling, but hey, in Iran women are able to get a hijab salary perk! Who said that Islamofascism was all bad?