"Am I, or am I right?"

“Am I, or am I right?”

Do you find that you’ve been having a number of bad days since say, 2008? Well, do not worry, because for this Memory Lane Monday the dynamic duo, PD and Putin, are going to let you in on why.

In June of last summer, Vladimir Putin laid down more truth than what usually accompanies Oliver Stone documentaries, when he explained to Stone, “I am not a woman, so I don’t have bad days.”

Your bad days are all due to your vagina.

Get, with the program, Merkel.

Get, with the program, Merkel. This is why you have such bad days.

See? It’s being a chick that is the root of your problem, not global tyranny or anything else. It’s simply all that estrogen.

Don’t feel bad though, because Putin added, “I am not trying to insult anyone. That’s just the nature of things. There are certain natural cycles.”

Make sense? Feel better?

You’re welcome. Happy Monday!