With India about to ban WhatsApp for stimulating lynch mobs (a problem surely caused by too much information) and it being smack in the middle of Wedding Season, for this week’s Memory Lane Monday PD thought we’d channel a little Gandhi.
You know, the Mahatma one. Yes, that Gandhi.
Despite having been married himself, as he got older on marriage he said, “It is the duty of every thoughtful Indian not to marry.”
Every thoughtful Indian? Wow, talk about a lot of Indian bachelors.
Don’t worry, Gandhi continued on and added, “In case he is helpless in regard to marriage, he should abstain from sexual intercourse with his wife.”
Now, that is a recipe for success.
As a Monday bonus, we’re sure you were wondering about Gandhi’s feelings about semen, so when it comes to that, Gandhi spotlighted the benefits much like Oprah saying, “One who conserves his vital fluid acquires unfailing power.”
See? That was Bill Clinton’s problem and why he could never get Hillarycare passed.