Don’t we all remember our Urban Decay Naked 5 palette? No, actually this is a fake. There was no Naked 5.

Don’t we all remember our Urban Decay Naked 5 palette? No, actually this is a fake. There was no Naked 5.

A number of 10-4-10 boxes were checked off this month, including John McCain and Kofi Annan. Still around on almost everyone’s list though is George H.W. Bush.

Omarosa demonstrated the art of being unhinged, and Change.Org followed her example by demanding to drink sewage from a sarcophagus.

Our Book Club pick of Ugly Beauty, led us down a rabbit hole that resurfaced in the UK’s fake cosmetics industry and Amsterdam’s Anne & Frank Bakery.

Saying goodbye to Summer 2018.

Saying goodbye to Summer 2018.

As cosmetics get priced to gold, we witnessed how one tweet could bring down the makeup tycoons of 2018.

Sardinia wanted to make sure they kept their sand, and Big Government has stepped up to curb Instagram violence, by increasing fines for trying too hard to get just the right shot.

Duterte crushed cars, Maduro dodged drones, and gum and teacups now come with fines in Dubai.

Sure, Colombia warned against procreation during the latest heat wave, but in the DPRK visas are currently experiencing a deep freeze, and the Jersey Shore is demanding more money for reluctant snow shovelers.

To wrap up August 2018, here’s what we’ve got:

Hugo Chavez roasting back in the day, and most likely now, too.

Hugo Chavez roasting back in the day, and most likely now, too.

With the Fashion-powers-that-be doing their best to push the masses the rest of the way over into absurdity (you know, the extra bit that was not accomplished by the Trump Presidency) by forcing everyone into neon as of September 1st, we’ll have to wait with bated breath to see if we survive this next go around.

Hope to catch you next month!