Cold War? Naaaah. Everything is fine.PD has covered numerous travel warnings in the past, but this one, from Vladimir Putin really belongs in a league all its own.

Apparently according to the Russian Foreign Ministry, perhaps feeling lonely, Washington has developed a taste for kidnapping Russian tourists.

Seriously, the Foreign Ministry said, “Washington goes as far as kidnapping our citizens.”

If you like we can get that for you in Azbuka.

It also gets better as the Foreign Ministry added, “The American authorities continue the unacceptable practice of ‘hunting’ for Russians all over the world, ignoring the norms of international laws and twisting other States’ arms.”

Isn’t it nice that Hillary Clinton is running on that red Russian Reset button?Really, comrades, don’t stress over this.

In all seriousness, the American part of the PD staff, would like to set our Russian comrades’ minds at ease.

If you’ve ever seen President Obama handle a gun, you’ll know, you are perfectly safe on America’s shores.