The National Park Service really has a sweet deal— for themselves.

Don’t need a third waffle iron? Not in the mood to hip-check your fellow citizens? Great, because this time around the US National Park Service has you covered.

Tomorrow, instead of fighting your way through a Victoria Secret 3 for 4 panty sale, the National Park Service wants you to spend your Black Friday visiting them for free.

That’s right, all Federal parks will have their admission fee waived. Which means that the parks your tax dollars already go to that you usually still have to pay an entry fee to visit will be free—you know, expect for the part where you still have to pay via your taxes.

Bear maulings also now free of charge.

What a deal!

Oh, and by the way, the National Park Service wants to tell you that, “You’re welcome.”