Deadly looks.Above a 6? Well then, according to Prime Minister Prayuth Chan-O-Cha (a man with perhaps the best military dictator name ever) wearing a bikini in his coup state country of Thailand, can land you an appointment with a coroner.

Last year, after the stabbing deaths of two British tourists (one male, one female), Prayuth Chan-O-Cha let the world in on a little known travel secret.

“There are always problems with tourist safety,” Prayuth Chan-O-Cha started. “They think our country is beautiful and is safe so they can do whatever they want; they can wear bikinis and walk everywhere. Can they be safe in bikinis unless they are not beautiful?”Wise words.

Apparently, none of the strongman’s 12 Main Thai Values, he’s ordered to be compulsorily taught to the Nation include tact.

So, if you are planning to soak up a little Asian sun in Thailand you might want to opt for a one piece or better yet, an over-sized Tee.