The beaches of Alexandria soon to be divided into tourists and locals.

The beaches of Alexandria soon to be divided into tourist-only designations.

While Majorca digs out after their 5ft tsunami, Egypt has decided to give tourists their own beaches, since nothing spoils a day in the sand more than locals.

Egypt, a country that has already decreed annoying a tourist to be a fine-able offense, in yet another attempt to draw tourists to Alexandria, is set to designate several beaches as tourist-only.

Cheerleading the idea is Chairman Ali al-Manesterly of the Alexandria Chamber of Travel Agencies, whom said the move would, “Suit the needs of foreign nationalities.”

Terror Efficiency With Tourist-Only Beaches

Anyone getting 2015 Sousse attack vibes?

Anyone getting 2015 Sousse attack vibes?

A beach where all of the foreign devils are corralled in without any pious locals?

Daash and other terror groups really should send the Egyptian Government some type of fruit basket for this gem of an idea.

Just sayin’.