Any Statist will tell you that the role of government is to make roads, redistribute wealth, and ensure that you don’t get screwed on the ring-toss.
No, that’s not a euphemism.
New Jersey’s Seaside Heights is under investigation by the Legalized Games of Chance Control Commission.
Boardwalk Policing Brilliance
The LGCCC, which does not sound like a frivolous waste of taxpayer funds, supposedly found that some of the prizes in the crane machines on the boardwalk were a tad too heavy, or too tightly packed for what they’ve deemed reasonable based on the game playing abilities of the average citizen.
So the next time you score a giant banana on the Jersey Shore Boardwalk, take a moment to thank the hard work and brilliance of Big Government.