Apparently, the bathroom soap at Detroit Metropolitan Airport isn’t quite as antibacterial as you might think.
Officials have launched an investigation into an, “Unusual substance,” found last week in the soap dispensers in the male restrooms of the North Terminal.
That unusual substance unfortunately isn’t rosehip or even eucalyptus, instead, DTW Authorities believe it to be sperm, and not the type that has been processed and made into face creams along with foreskins (right, Cassidy?), but the type that some random passenger or employee just decided to add to the dispenser.
Detroit Metropolitan Airport is now looking into purchasing tamper-proof soap dispensers and are currently drawing up plans to better monitor the facility’s bathrooms.
Talk about real terror.