A solution for every insecurity. While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic surgery is tittooing.

Feel like your nipples just aren’t dark enough? Well, you too can reach society’s definition of perfectly shaded nipples and areolas, semi-permanently, by tattooing them in.

Typically done in around two hours, for the low price of £1,200 for the set, your average tittooing results should last about 18 months.File this under the “Beauty is Pain” label.

Keep in mind though, that the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons advises that, “If people are going to get it done they need to go to a proper medical tattooist rather than down to the local tattoo parlor.”