In the off chance you were lamenting last year’s Brexit Vote, just know that Britain’s leaving in the next 5, 10, 15—okay, 20, 30, 90 years means that they’ll be missing out on having the Europe Union define what does and does not constitute Greek yogurt.
How will the United Kingdom possibly manage?
According to the European Union Commission, anything labeled as Greek yogurt or even Greek-style yogurt can only come from—drumroll please—Greece.
Yes, in the EU, any food product called Greek not from Greece, is strictly verboten.
In any case, don’t forget you can still use yogurt (Greek or otherwise) to soothe a sunburn and tighten pores.