Camp fashion: Crocs, echoes of Auschwitz’s clogs. Is there no greater proof that the end is nigh than Christopher Kane’s London Fashion Week Spring 2017 collection?

No, the end isn’t being ushered in with Kane’s usual mix of prints that has always been more Mr. Magoo than Mr. Right, but his ode to the Croc.

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As for Kane’s Crocs, dip anything in communist hues with minerals from Hank Schrader’s Camp fashion: Crocs, echoes of Auschwitz’s clogs. collection and voilà— those that label themselves the fashion elite can’t help but to fawn.

Welcome to the end.

Just sayin’.