For god’s sake, put the phone down!We hope you PDers out there decided to skip breakfast this morning, because there’s a new game in the political world, One Degree of Weiner that’s hit it big.

In a recent revelation that is all parts disgusting and idiotic, Indianapolis State Representative Justin Moed apologized yesterday for sexting with one of Anthony Weiner’s former twitter twats.

Full disclosure: Yes, it’s the same one that landed the beach spread with the New York Post, then followed that up with a lot of nipping and tucking and a porn feature Weiner and Me, but no, we won’t actually be writing her name here. Frankly, she’s done enough attention whoring.

Anyways, apparently Rep. Moed thought it would be a great idea to Twitter court this AIDS risk under his special handle @Bitchboy4you.

Sorry, we need a moment to go wash the skeeves off from that one.

The more tame tweets from Rep. Moed.

Okay, so the newly engaged and hopefully recently dumped Moed was in the market for a dominatrix that he could shower with gifts (including the usual Fetish Fantasy Series leash and collar, and a pair of silver Steve Madden pumps—-yes, we’re throwing out all of our silver heels this afternoon too) and eventually clean her flat while in a French maid’s uniform.Advice from Pros.

Hey, no judgement— but judgement. This guy has actually managed to class up Carlos Danger.

Insert the basic boiler plates of a politician sex scandal apology and you’ve got, “I am truly sorry I have hurt the ones I love most with my poor judgment. I am committed to rebuilding trust with my family and my community. This is a private matter and I ask for it to be treated as such. I apologize to my constituents and to everyone I have let down.”

It wasn’t just Moed’s love of squeezing into sis soubrette attire, or his stunningly stupid decision to think any of Weiner’s former Twitter Twats would be able to practice discretion, especially the one that turned her tryst into a low budget skin show, that has PD awarding him the moron moniker.

Nope, as always there’s more.

“The receipt had my name and address?”Apparently, he wanted to keep his real name and political parasite occupation secret from the Weiner Twitter Twat, so all of the gifts he sent her he did through PayPal, which yes, you guessed it, meant the items sent came along with a nice receipt including his real name and address.

Indianapolis, this guy is a moron.

Just sayin’.