Some of you out there might recall hearing little bits and snippets from last November suggesting the New Jersey Democrat Senator Bob Menendez had gotten the travel bug namely syphilis .

Well, for whatever the reason all the way in February, Menendez’s Dominican wheeling’s and dealings have now been deemed important. So important mind you, that the FBI has decided to raid his sex party travel companion Dr. Meglen’s home and office, and secret “chocolate” codenamed under aged escorts are now coming forward.

While Menendez tries to make himself appear busy with his new role over the Foreign Relations Committee (irony?), which he just received from Barack Obama’s appoint of Senator John Kerry to Secretary of State, his spokesman since 2005, couldn’t resist making this statement, “Any allegations of engaging with prostitutes are manufactured by a politically motivated right-wing blog and are false.” Now there's a To "Do" list.

Wait, what? Come again then, sir. That sounds an awful lot like a fiercely in denial Hillary Clinton back in 1998 defending her husband’s missing cigar set.

“The great story here for anybody willing to find it and write about it and explain it is this vast ring-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for president.”

Unfortunately for Mrs. Clinton, that ring wing conspiracy like most right wing conspiracies didn’t materialize, and it turned out that yes, her hubs, the sitting President, had had sexual relations with that woman, and had masturbated along with that woman masturbating with his best Cubans.

If history is any indicator, we’re thinking it won’t work out so well for Menendez’s Dominicans.