While Maryland’s Department of Health is preaching the dangers of fresh Venezuelan crabmeat, and the rest of the media is harping on Trump supposedly floating a Venezuelan invasion in 2017, we thought our staff would focus back in on how much closer the latest US Administration is to President For Life (His or Most Likely Yours) Nicolas Maduro— after all, things have gotten better.
Sure, last week
CNN Maduro called Vice President Pence a, “Poisonous viper,” but back in 2015, Maduro swore up and down that then Vice President Biden was personally leading a coup against him.
A Heck of a Coup Accusation
During an address at the 198th Anniversary of the birth of General Zamora in Cua, Maduro laid out his airtight case.
“The northern imperial power has entered a dangerous phase of desperation, going to talk to the continent’s Governments to announce the overthrow of my Government and I accuse Vice President Joe Biden of this.”
See? From a coup conspirator to a poisonous viper, it won’t be long now until President Maduro will be breaking bread next to Melania and Donald Trump Jr.