PD has featured the brilliance of Uganda’s Yoweri Museveni several times on our Memory Lane Mondays, but his latest musings are just too creative and Statist to not list here on a Genius Idea Friday.
During a press junket back in April, the man who likes to nap, President Yoweri Museveni enlightened the world with, “Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders. One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is.”
Side note: Isn’t that address a P.O. Box?
Banning Oral Sex
Clipping oral sex to the designation of sexual activities, “Against the order of nature,” a label already part of Uganda’s penal code, this attempt to kick start an oral sex ban is nothing particularly new from Museveni.
Even in 2014, sounding more like a mother from the 1950’s, Museveni warned his fellow Ugandans that, “You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach, because that is a wrong address.”