Ax throwing could work for Vladentine's Day, too.

Ax throwing could work for Vladentine’s Day, too.

In yet another, Maybe This Actually is a Genius Idea segment, Stumpy’s Hatchet House provides anyone trying to shake off the ghost of an ex-partner with the venue to throw an ax a their photograph.

You know, safely.

If you are near Eatontown, New Jersey and just not in the mood to be neck deep in hearts and pink galore this Valentine’s Day, head over to Stumpy’s, where in the words of the owners they, “Encourage people to really bury the hatchet, so to speak, so they can move forward to a brighter and better future. It’s better than sitting home and eating a gallon of ice cream.”

Side note: Even mint chip?

Be sure to book your ax session in advance and…

Keep in mind that the minimum age to throw an ax at Stumpy’s Hatchet House is 21, and the same goes for lookie-loos.

For insurance purposes, you are also not allowed to bring in your own hardware from home.

Oh, and obviously no open-toed shoes are permitted on the premises.

Brilliant!