In the case that hitting Dolls Kill today for a $13 Friday the 13 th tattoo isn’t quite genius enough for you, we’re also spotlighting Al-Shabaab for joining the ranks of other terror groups such as Belgium, California and Spain in banning single-use plastic bags.
Plastic Bag Ban
Side note: Wait, can we officially declare the world to be insane, or was that already voted on back in 2016?
Apparently, they are also very concerned about
infidels the logging industry, with the group announcing a new ban on logging rare trees.
Hold up, wait! Again, sorry, wait.