Two-stepping with Al-Shabaab.

Two-stepping with terror.

In the case that hitting Dolls Kill today for a $13 Friday the 13 th tattoo isn’t quite genius enough for you, we’re also spotlighting Al-Shabaab for joining the ranks of other terror groups such as Belgium, California and Spain in banning single-use plastic bags.

Plastic Bag Ban

Yes, even Al-Shabaab has ruled that plastic bags, “Pose a serious threat to the well-being of humans and animals alike.”

Side note: Wait, can we officially declare the world to be insane, or was that already voted on back in 2016?

Apparently, they are also very concerned about infidels the logging industry, with the group announcing a new ban on logging rare trees.

Which makes more sense: a $13 Dolls Kill tattoo, or Al-Shabaab banning plastic bags?

Which makes more sense: a $13 Dolls Kill tattoo, or Al-Shabaab banning plastic bags?

Hold up, wait! Again, sorry, wait.

We might have just cracked the code on this one: Has anyone ever seen Al-Shabaab and Greenpeace in the same room before?

No? Genius.