Duterte's vagina shot.

Duterte’s vagina shot.

Speaking of a ladies man, while last week our PD staff showed you what a romantic strongman Vladimir Putin is, with his former KGB swagger and deadlifts, when it comes to wooing a woman with words, the Philippines’ Rodrigo Duterte holds the head title for Dictator Prince Charming.

Right before Vladentine’s Valentine’s Day this year, Mr. Smooth-as-silk had a special message for female rebel fighters, “We won’t kill you. We will just shot your vagina so that if there are no vaginas, you’re useless.”

When it comes to vaginas, President Duterte is a big thinker.

When it comes to vaginas, President Duterte is a big thinker.

Side note: Talk about your panty-dropper right there.

Jeez, we would have to say that’s poetry on par with Kim Jong-un’s flowery sonnet for South Korea’s former President Park Geun-hye.

Happy Monday!