“Hello!” Ugh, for the love of God, put it back in, BACK IN!While the American Embassy in Kabul was given the Benghazi treatment and bombs ripped through Baghdad killing 37 yesterday, the Media Powers that Be decided it was better to focus on the Honey Man, Eliot Spitzer’s Christmas celebration with his new(?) girlfriend Lis Smith, the now (we’re guessing) former Communications Chief for the soon to be New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, and her loving family.

It’s science really…

Yes, oddly with election over, and it being cemented that voters want nothing to do with Spitzer, his wife Silda Wall (remember the publicly humiliated and jilted woman who said, “The wife is supposed to take care of the sex. This is my failing; I wasn’t adequate.”) actually managed to find a shred of self-esteem, by finally deciding to file for divorce.

Apparently, ladies and gentleman, 26 years of dealing with a philandering spouse is enough.

Class all the way.The New York Post was quick on the Christmas scene, dredging up floor plans for the Smith household and snapping pics of Spitzer entering the abode weighed down with sub-par re-gifted items and a bag from Zabar’s— how truly très chic.

Look for yet another cumback comeback as MSNBC and the rest of the mainstream media trips over themselves to sign this creature guy for Spring sweeps.