Cruz’s twenty-one hour filibuster/nonfilibuster has earned various monikers such as Cruz Control, and the Green Eggs and Ham Session, but all in all, at the end of the day not only did Cruz finally make the American people aware of the devastating impending train wreck that is Obamacare, he did so while remaining perfectly collected and tailored.
Suit crisp, sky blue tie straight. No catheter. Like a boss.
More than that, Ted Cruz echoed reason and hit on key points never before articulated on the floor, but true nonetheless, including his view on the general appearance of his fellow senators.
“Most Americans could not give a flying flip about a bunch of politicians in Washington. Who cares? Almost all of us are in cheap suits with bad haircuts!”
Anyone seen the Hair Club For Men mop on South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham? Yeah, exactly.
Thank you, Senator Cruz, for having the brass balls to stand up for the truth, and your constituents.