While Iran started to complain about people taking too many holidays, the Egyptian Government decided to boost tourism by footing utility bills and inviting in the big guns, Sylvester Stallone and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
All the Progressive kids (those that eat grass like sheep, but they’re not sheep) cheered their Auntie Maxine, while sucking down their
Pepsis Unicorn Starbucks drink and demanding more, which led to shade being thrown at Tarte on the part of Too Faced and the whole Youtube makeup “community” drowning in tea.
All in all, taking into account all of the rainbows, unicorns and the mythical belief in Big Government, we feel that the pic below best sums up April 2017:
Be on the lookout for Nessie in late May.