Walmart has since melted all rings bearing the Confederate flag and rebel symbol. Melted! News from Wallingford, Connecticut shows that apparently there’s a lot more to fear at swap meets than just creepy baby dolls from the turn of the century, poorly cared for silk, rust and silverfish.

Proving that the Prussian Education Model has truly reached its apex, the mere sight of someone trying to hawk a few Confederate flags and a swastika or two ended up reducing one thrift shopper to tears, bringing them to the point of near vomiting as they dialed 911.

Yes, 9-1-1. To deal with the sights of price-tagged Confederate flags and swastikas.

Now, our staff can maybe understand calling the State to demand answers when the fashion industry resurrected denim overalls, but this? Come on, people.

Up until last month when the mainstream media felt the need to prove how much power they have over the historical narrative, the Confederate flag adorned class rings at Walmart and the background of many a Looney Tunes episode.At least here’s one candidate well-versed in Planned Parenthood’s history…and with those specks, doesn’t he look like a less flamboyant Bob Saget?

Today though, people are pissing themselves in fear?

At least Presidential candidate Rick Santorum, moving past his sweater vest campaign in 2012, had a great knockout punch for those squawking about the killing power of any flag South of Dixie. “You want to go back and take down the Confederate flag? Let’s take down Planned Parenthood. If you want to scrub all racism from America, let’s start with Planned Parenthood, because it was started by a racist named Margaret Sanger, who was a eugenist, who was someone that believed in the separation of the races, someone that started Planned Parenthood for the purpose of culling out the undesirables, including blacks in America.”