We’ve already talked about how the bees know, and the benefits of a jar honey, but the PD staff has yet to delve into Dear Leader’s fly problem.

No matter the temps outside, or the season, Barack Obama’s forehead seems to be able to catch more flies than any insect strip on the market.

If you’re currently experiencing flies on an Obama scale, don’t worry dear PDer, as always we’re here to help.Kitchy designs optional.

Snatch up one lemon or orange (hey, we believe an individual’s freedom to choose their citrus) and grab a handful of cloves. Jam the cloves all over the fruit Scandinavian style, and there you have it. Just place the clove citrus combo wherever you plan to be, and bam.

That combo will keep pesky flies and perhaps even some politicians away.

You’re welcome.