Is it wrong to say that this guy would make a great purse?Thinking of taking a summer trip to the killing fields of Cambodia Ceylon Sri Lanka and worried about bunking with a viper or two?

Nervous that while laying out, upping your tan factor, a friendly rattler or coral snake might treat you to an impromptu back massage?

Think that this could be the summer that the deadly Putin Python reticulatus will decide to infest your country land?

Don’t worry, as always PD’s got you covered.

To keep snakes away, try for a 50/50 mix of cinnamon oil and clove oil.


Put your mix into a spray bottle and (if you’re really scared) drench the shit out of the perimeter of your home, walkways, yard, good Lord bed spread, maybe drizzle a little in your hair, closet, bathroom—-you get the idea.

When should you reapply? Constantly. Daily. Weekly. Pretty much whenever you’ll feel the most comfortable.

You’re welcome.