Contagious progressivism. Did Obama’s fecal matter heavy State of the Union address give you a bad case of pink eye? Don’t worry, because as always PD’s got you covered.

Start by digging out the black tea from the back of your kitchen cabinet.

Once you’ve done that then dump the teabag into a cup of hot water, as if you were going to be drinking it. (If you hate the taste of tea, don’t worry you won’t actually be drinking it.)SOTU 2015.

After the tea cools (usually it takes about 30 minutes), carefully remove the bag (do not ring out) and place it on the infected eye. Leave it for 15 minutes, and repeat the process four times throughout the day.

By tomorrow, you will be pink eye free.

You’re welcome.