Venezuela’s Bolivars lost 43% since the beginning of the month. While you might be gearing up for tomorrow’s Black Friday deals (ha-who are we kidding? Didn’t all of the discounts already start on Wednesday anyway?), the real fire sales are in Venezuela.

Following in the footsteps of the delicious Oreo, General Mills and Harvest Natural Resources have decided to sell off their operations in Venezuela for at most 50% their worth.

Other companies like Clorox and Kimberly-Clark decided to take the easier option and to just abandon their Venezuelan factories.Maduro’s also started hosting a midday salsa program. No, really.

So, if you’re in the need for some factory space in Caracas, Maduro’s economy has made quite a deal for you.

Just sayin’.