The new kale.With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new anti-aging miracle buried deep in their collective crispers.

Ladies and gentleman, binary and non, we give you the cantaloupe.

In its peak season till August, the cantaloupe is packed with potassium, beta-carotene and pro-Vitamin A, B, C, E and K, which when either applied topically or ingested, make it an ideal catchall for what ails you.

Dry skin? Cantaloupe. Sore throat? Cantaloupe. Missing a certain glow? Cantaloupe. In need of more collagen? Cantaloupe. Just burned yourself? A slice of cantaloupe can clear that right up. Hair thinning? Cantaloupe.

Sensing a pattern here? Exactly. Look for cantaloupe to be added to all of your beauty products and meals in the near future.