Look at all that under-eyeliner. That can’t be good for the environment. Every October our Memory Lane Mondays get extra spooky, hints why we have decided to spotlight Costa Rica’s Christiana Figueres Olsen again.

Last year, we talked about how in April 2015, while profiting serving as the Executive Secretary of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, her and her under-eyeliner made it clear that the final solution to global warming weirding is drastically decreasing population numbers.

“We can definitely change those numbers and really should make every effort to change the numbers, because we are already today, exceeding the planetary carrying capacity.”

Well, back earlier this year in June, she signed onto the Planet Has Three Years Left plan.In order to save the planet, she has to have you by the balls both physically and fiscally.

That’s right, the end comes in 2020, but it can be avoided according to Figueres, if you step right up and buy green bonds.

“No matter which way you look you can see that there are many different stakeholders acting, because they know this is the path toward the future.”

What a terrifying Big Government future it is.