If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all the time, you might have seen the story of Charli Jones Parker and her husband James Franklin Parker.
Mrs. Parker, a gym teacher in Alabama, was convicted earlier this year of having sex multiple times in her home and in a cemetery with two of her male students. She will be serving 3 years behind bars.
Parker’s story has left our staff asking, “Who has sex in cemeteries?”
Well, apparently teachers.
A Pennsylvania high school substitute teacher was charged recently with having sex in Easton Cemetery with her 17 year old student, and was slapped with a $50,000 bail.
Oh, and in case you felt bad for Mr. Parker, a basketball coach at the same school, well, he was charged with having sex with a female student, so—yeah.
It’s not like he needs a muffin basket or anything.