“And just what type of douche are you trying for, sir?”How far do you think the progressive youth of America would go to reach hipster status?

Surgery far.

Forget botox (only the Bob Costas and Nancy Pelosis of the world still do that) facial hair transplants get top billing as the surgery of choice in New York.

Tried of filling in their manliness with their sister’s eyebrow pencil, men are now plopping down $8,500 to have their attempts at beards evened out.

Dr. Jeffery Epstien, one of many plastic surgeons offering the treatment explained that his clients want, “Full beards, because it’s a masculine look. Beards are an important male identifier.”Stalin never gets it.

You know what’s another important male identifier? Balls.

Just sayin’.