Their annual advice booklet, The Safety and Security Guidelines for Lone Wolf Mujahideen and Small Cells (dare we say the Daash Spring/Summer Lookbook?) features some great pearls of wisdom for those lone jihadists looking to really make an impact in their local area.
Again, as with the last few seasons, Daash has ruled that the beard is out, and that it’s better to look clean shaven and to blend in well with a crowd.
As a lone wolf of the Prophet, naturally you should make sure your clothes match and avoid garish shades of red and yellow, as Michelle Obama at the recent State of the Union proved with her mustard monstrosity, those colors can be tough to pull off.
Also, even though obviously men of the Islamic State prefer to douse themselves in Chanel No.5 and other high-end ladies fragrances, Daash suggests that if you are planning to blow yourself up you should go with an alcohol heavy manly musk, staying away from anything too floral.
Besides, alcohol makes a great accelerant.
Of course, with it being a new fashion season and possibly your last, the temptation to pick up a whole new wardrobe down to some fresh kicks should be avoided as according to Daash, “That will get too much attention.”
So, try to revive your older duds buried back deep in your closet.
Remember, for those of the Islamic State, Spring/Summer terror is all about blending in.