Our staff has just received breaking news from our contacts in Saudi Arabia, where apparently a glorious revolution is taking place: Women will now be permitted in specially defined recreational areas, by the Kingdom’s religious police, to ride bicycles and motors bikes.

You read it here first, ladies.

Naturally the other rules of Sharia Law still apply, and any female riders must be accompanied by a male relative and should be kitted in their normal, black, head-to-toe abaya.Why isn't her face covered? Grab a stone everyone!

For our manly men of Sharia readers, don’t worry, the women are only permitted to use their two wheels for entertainment purposes, not transport, and they have been advised to steer clear of recreational areas frequented by young men, in order to avoid harassment.

Mark your calendars, all you Western Women, today is a great day.