Kim Jong-Un has had quite a year. He assumed the big chair at the head of the table, modeled for statues, was named Person of the Year, briefly dated PD, brought high-cal snacks to North Korea, launched a few rockets, saw Disney in concert, and got married.
With some much going on, what could you possible give the man that just received everything his subjects are forced to offer? PD’s got you covered.
Thanks to a recent finding from the Serious Ministry of North Korea’s Serious Stuff for Being Serious and to be Taken Seriously, unicorn meat is now on the market.
Tasty, gluten free, and now without MSG, what could better for the dictator that has everything, but mythological spam?