Black Friday Michael Kors dropkicks and Cyber Monday’s clicks out of the way, November is finally finished, with the retail market wanting you to know that despite the Yuan now taking over the breadbasket of America, the Season of Giving to Yourself is here.
As with every November, we reviewed Michelle Obama’s course on voting. KFC greased fingers and the knowledge that we fulfilled our civic duty later, burqas got a lot more exciting the moment they were banned by Ticino voters.
DHS invested heavily in Russian tech and kicked off World War III with glitzy radiation bangles, while on the other side of Big Government, the USDA wanted to be sure you knew how to properly roast a turkey.
All in all, with all of this leading from behind, our staff couldn’t help but feel that this Klink Obama best summed up what this month has been like—and what the following year will most likely be too.
Bring on the holiday cheer!