Just in case you thought PD was overreacting when we said to get the heck out of
dodge Caracas as soon as you could two years ago, we have a little update on that front.
Sure, obviously you’re aware about how electricity has been heavy rationed and how President Maduro insists women no longer blow-dry their hair, but as of this week, under the guise of the so-called Great Mission of Sovereign Supplying, Venezuela’s military has taken control over five ports (Guanta, Guamache, La Guaira, Maracaibo and Puerto Cabello), stationed army officials in processing plants, and has taken over the responsibility of distribution of goods…you know, to guarantee supplies of food and medicine.
According to Oswaldo Vera, the windbreaker clad Venezuelan Labor Minister, “Kimberly-Clark will continue producing for all Venezuelans and is now in the hands of the workers. We’ve just turned on the first engine.”