The horror.Pilot Rock, Oregon has a big problem at the moment, which alarmingly, their population of 1,500 can’t seem to solve.

Is it riots? People urinating in the water reservoir? No, not exactly. Think Hitchcock.

A flock of 20 to 70 turkeys are loitering in the streets and ruining gardens in Pilot Rock.Problem solved, right?

According to an official from the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife, “No matter what we do, we’re never going to get rid of all of them.”

Really? Isn’t next month November?

Just sayin’.