Kim Fatty the III.

Despite turkeys being pardoned, the world is still looking mostly to China to contain North Korea, and at this point, the best the People’s Republic has been able to come up with is banning the use of Kim Jong-un’s nickname online.

After a conversation with miffed Pyongyang Officials, all Chinese websites are now officially censoring any uses of, “Jin San Pang,” or in English, “Kim Fatty the Third.”

Talk about diplomatic.

According to Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesman Geng Shuang, “The Chinese Government stays committed to building a healthy and civilized environment of opinions. We disapprove of any country with insulting and mocking remarks.”

Forced manners, oh yeah— that will work.

Genius!