What? We’re already calling it on April? It’s only the 26th! Well, with all of the pranks, and potential war declarations, our PD Staff is pining for May.
Despite repeated promises from David Meade and President Trump’s Twitter account, the world didn’t end this week (at least not so far), but Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana promised that once they’re gone, so too would be their label.
Also on 4/20, Milk Makeup released their new Kush Mascara, guaranteed to get your lashes high, while Benefit Cosmetics is offering gravity-defying lashes with their space-inspired Bad Gal Bang Mascara.
As we mentioned before, there were several failed April Fool’s pranks, including one promising a new Ikea and 3,000 jobs.
Boiling the month down to a slight simmer, the best summary for April 2018, and perhaps even the last decade is below:
That is, assuming of course, we all live long enough and are permitted by the Government to have offspring.