Low quality balls.This Thursday, after it was announced that (shocker) Hillary Clinton is being let off scot-free (nothing like a little landing strip pow-wow with the Attorney General to secure Lady Justice firmly in her place) for what can be deemed at best extreme incompetence, let’s nurse our ulcer with a tranquilized look at some Euro 2016 humor.

 

 

Low quality jerseys.

Obviously, UEFA and other pro-sport tournaments are the coveted catwalks of Nike, Asics, Mizuno, New Balance, etc. Unfortunately though, this year Puma really didn’t put their all into the strength of their jerseys for Switzerland.Oh, ick. Ick. Ick.

During a 0-0 game (after all, it is soccer), four of the Swiss players had their Puma jerseys rip.

When asked about the quality of their jersey sponsors, player Xherdan Shaqiri went the diplomatic route with, “I hope Puma does not produce condoms.”

Ba dum tss.

It’s just a small tear. Maybe no one will notice. Adidas also has had a difficult time this UEFA, as their balls being showcased burst.

We’ll leave any jokes there up to Xherdan Shaqiri.

Just sayin’.

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