In the off chance that you haven’t spent the last year picking up trinkets for your near and dear, don’t worry. Keep your seasonal affective disorder on a dull simmer, because, as always, PD’s got you covered.
For the person that just discovered gluten-free is a thing:
Available in both white and brown, this rinse-free rice will run you about $109 per kilo and claims to have more lipopolysaccharides-endotoxins that, “Act as natural boosters for the body’s immune system.”
For the drinker:
Naturally, if you were shelling out for the world’s most expensive rice, you would want to connect that gift with the world’s most expensive shot for their significant other.
At $10,050 per shot, 1878 Macallan single malt is the way to go. However, just make sure you are getting the real thing and not just wood varnish.
For the person on your list that seems to have lost the will to live:
The Fall/Winter 2017, high as a kite fashion Cape Sheer Overlay Dress that doubles or just is a dry clean garment bag, at $735 makes about as much sense as a Donald Trump Presidency back in 2003.
Or you can pick up something from the hardly bearable Moschino x Sephora Collection, that despite being hyped as limited edition over the Summer, is now back on the shelves.
For the kid at heart:
Give a warm embrace to nostalgia with a set of clackers.
Colorful, fun, and unlike everything else suggested so far, cheap.
Unfortunately, if you or your kid at heart friend lives in Egypt a pair of clackers will be hard to find after they were banned due to their name change to, “Sisi’s Balls.”
41 toy storeowners were arrested, and 1,403 sets of clackers were confiscated by Egyptian Authorities.
For the person that just wants to fit in:
Why not pick up a pair of the official shoe of the MS 13 gang?
A pair of Nike Cortez kicks, will go a long way in earning your loved one some serious street cred.
Now, despite us giving you a number of really classic gift ideas, we know there’s still a chance of others being left on your holiday list. Instead of detailing more possible presents, our PD Staff would rather strongly suggest not playing Grab Your Neighbor’s Package, the hot new game in both the city and suburbia.
Not only is that theft, you never know when you might end up with someone’s ashes, as in the Arizona case of the woman whom had her father snatched.
Happy holidays and you’re welcome.