Products of the Soros’ Gold Rush.The world’s favorite Spooky Dude, is back with his Soros Fund Management LLC backing gold as a major investment just in time for summer.

He might not seem like much of a fashion icon, but away from his elderly stench of pure Parfum du Mal, George Soros knows a classic style asset when his pockets so decide.

Voicing his fears of inflation and World War Part 3 (you know, those things that PD has been harping on ad hominem for years), Soros is shorting stocks in favor of snapping up gold mining companies, thereby making the case for the gold assets he’s been dogging for years.

With Soros going full-on goldbug, it’s time to look investment savvy in Ralph Lauren Valeria Gold pumps or Dolce and Gabbana’s take on gold floral Mary Janes, as others start to que up in long inflation-induced bread lines.Goldbug Soros.

A simple gold charm can be nicely offset with a gold stitched Salvatore Ferragamo black saddle bag. Not quite enough gold for you? Spread some Nars Gold Finger eyeshadow on and grab Marc Jacob’s PJ Harvey Charms Mini Natasha saddle bag complete with a $ pin.

After applying your La Prairie Cellular Radiance Pure Gold, you can even gold up your mascara game with Yves Saint Laurent’s Gold Sparkle Vinyl Couture mascara.

What’s the benefit of Soros becoming a goldbug, if you can’t add a gold beetle or two to your summer looks? CMPLT UNKNWN’s beetle clutch also has the added advantage of side spiking to help you fight off handsy riffraff. Too many to take on? Throw your hair back with a gold bee hair tie from Jennifer Behr and run for it.

Soros, a man in need of Peter Thomas Roth’s Un-Wrinkle 24k Gold Mask.Get rid of those economic stress wrinkles with Peter Thomas Roth’s Un-Wrinkle 24k Gold Mask, and take that 24K love to your roots with the Sally Hershberger 24K Gold Root Envy Ultimate Root Boost.

Hey, Soros says so.