He might not seem like much of a fashion icon, but away from his elderly stench of pure Parfum du Mal, George Soros knows a classic style asset when his pockets so decide.
Voicing his fears of inflation and World War Part 3 (you know, those things that PD has been harping on ad hominem for years), Soros is shorting stocks in favor of snapping up gold mining companies, thereby making the case for the gold assets he’s been dogging for years.
With Soros going full-on goldbug, it’s time to look investment savvy in Ralph Lauren Valeria Gold pumps or Dolce and Gabbana’s take on gold floral Mary Janes, as others start to que up in long inflation-induced bread lines.
A simple gold charm can be nicely offset with a gold stitched Salvatore Ferragamo black saddle bag. Not quite enough gold for you? Spread some Nars Gold Finger eyeshadow on and grab Marc Jacob’s PJ Harvey Charms Mini Natasha saddle bag complete with a $ pin.
What’s the benefit of Soros becoming a goldbug, if you can’t add a gold beetle or two to your summer looks? CMPLT UNKNWN’s beetle clutch also has the added advantage of side spiking to help you fight off handsy riffraff. Too many to take on? Throw your hair back with a gold bee hair tie from Jennifer Behr and run for it.
Hey, Soros says so.