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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Memory Lane Monday: Obama, Golf and Your Wedding

The happy couple.One of those sycophantic pics.We all know that President Obama is a sucker for appeasing Michelle Antoinette Valentine’s Day, but if your lifelong love comes between his golf game---he couldn’t possibly care less about you professing that love in front of family and friends.

Just Sayin’: Congrats on Inflicting Your Will on Others!

Don’t they just look evil practicing their First Amendment rights like that?Are you sure the “weight gain” was solely from being denied a wedding cake by Melissa? Really?Here at PD, we just wanted to take a break from all of the holiday cheer at the Neiman Marcus Returns Line to give a great big bold Congratulations to the biggest bullies on the block, Laurel and Rachel Bowman-Cryer!

Africans Protesting While Nude…Against Homosexuality

Now that song will be stuck in our head all week.Of course, a nude protest is probably better than one like this...Probably.Barack Obama might not have rung up his relatives in Kenya to tell them of his impending trip to his Father’s land, but the whole of Kenya already seems to know about the President of the United States touching down.

In fact, there are 5,000 protesters ready and waiting for Barack in their birthday suits.

Iran Working to Stop White Marriages

Relax, Al.Young love? No, that's illegal.One of the most recent casualties in Iran’s epic struggle to stop the scourge of white marriages in their country (hey, clearly they have a good chance since they did a nice job of getting rid of homosexuality) is the Zanan-e Emrooz women’s magazine, only 11 issues back in the market from their previous 8 year ban.

Genius Idea: Turkey Pays People to Tie the Knot

It must be wedding fever.What are you waiting for?With last week and now this week, it’s obvious that Turkey is definitely getting serious about their declining population problems.

Hemorrhagic Happenings: Fort Hood, Your Dream Dress & Michigan

Catch up with the latest Hemorrhagic Happenings. Apparently last season’s Ebola white didn’t quite take off and replace ivory like some in the bridal industry had hoped.PD went from all Ebola all the time to hardly a blood coated whisper since Christmas. So just in case you’ve missed them here are the latest hemorrhagic happenings.

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