When you think of taxpayer’s dollars well spent, PD’s knows the first thing you think of is the CDC. I mean, of course. Why wouldn’t you? Hell, check out their motto, “CDC 24/7: Saving lives. Protecting people.”
See that? 24/7, that’s twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. They don’t get time off; they don’t punch out at noon, no sir. And every single second of every single minute of their constantly running schedule they are saving lives. And protecting people. Wow. It must be so emotionally rewarding to work there.
Now the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention also want to add another important role onto their plates, that of Wedding Planner. Could this organization be anymore selfless?
These days Egypt seems to be giving fresh meaning to the term, “Summer weddings.” Whereas most Western bakers will tell you the definition is the lovely time of year from June to August where everyone and their entire sorority decide to have their weddings, Arab men use the term to mean a temporary marriage lasting for the length of their coastal summer vacay. Like with any vacay, those men have earned it.
We’ve already told you about PD’s flag-wearing angst, and OWS Oakland’s need for lighter fluid, but we have yet to cover the 4th of July Expansion of Freedom Wedding (so dubbed by Nancy Pelosi, not us) of fratboy (or is it pratfall?) Barney Frank and his partner of so many Democrat and Republican administrations, Jim Ready.
With Valerie Jarrett’s darling daughter kicking it off earlier this month, you and I are now officially knee-deep in Wedding Season; that lovely chunk of the year from mid-June to mid-August, where every weekend is filled with heartfelt I dos, and sticky fondant.With those double embossed invitations stacking up, deciding what gifts to buy for the happy couples can be over-whelming.
Earlier this month, Chicago royalty gathered together with all of their horses, and men, in order to join together Laura Jarrett and Tony Balkisson (pronounced BALL-KISS-ON) in unholy matrimony at Hyde Park. Mother of the bride, Iranian born Valerie Jarrett, known as Obama’s rock, and fairy god-mother, put her progressive inroads on hold, in order to give her dear daughter the best day possible.