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Just Sayin’:  Il Pesto è Bueno

Just Sayin’: Il Pesto è Bueno

Sure, a TSA agent at Orlando International Airport did just try to take off with a wade of a...

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of---Round Two

It’s that time of the month, when we present you with three quotes from a figure of history and...

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

Young Pioneer Stops Offering DPRK Tours for Americans

In a sure sign that it will take a lot more than Ambassador Rodman and an edible bouquet of...

Genius Idea: Tittooing

Genius Idea: Tittooing

While the FDA wants you to think before you ink, the latest trend in tattooing meets cosmetic...

Cantaloupe Beauty

Cantaloupe Beauty

With kale now finally on the outs, the cut-throat beauty community is now looking for a new...

The CDC Would Never Waste $$$

The CDC's motto.When you think of taxpayer’s dollars well spent, PD’s knows the first thing you think of is the CDC. I mean, of course. Why wouldn’t you? Hell, check out their motto, “CDC 24/7: Saving lives. Protecting people.”

See that? 24/7, that’s twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. They don’t get time off; they don’t punch out at noon, no sir. And every single second of every single minute of their constantly running schedule they are saving lives. And protecting people. Wow. It must be so emotionally rewarding to work there.

Now the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention also want to add another important role onto their plates, that of Wedding Planner. Could this organization be anymore selfless?

That Cheating Bastard! Kim Jong-un Marries!

Kim Jong-un.Fresh off the North Korean Presses: PD’s boyfriend and dictator bad boy, Kim Jong-un has just gotten married!

That bastard!

Summer Weddings For a Steal!

Forced wedding bells.These days Egypt seems to be giving fresh meaning to the term, “Summer weddings.” Whereas most Western bakers will tell you the definition is the lovely time of year from June to August where everyone and their entire sorority decide to have their weddings, Arab men use the term to mean a temporary marriage lasting for the length of their coastal summer vacay. Like with any vacay, those men have earned it.

4th of July Nuptials!

Both bridegrooms are pack-filled with wedded bliss!We’ve already told you about PD’s flag-wearing angst, and OWS Oakland’s need for lighter fluid, but we have yet to cover the 4th of July Expansion of Freedom Wedding (so dubbed by Nancy Pelosi, not us) of fratboy (or is it pratfall?) Barney Frank and his partner of so many Democrat and Republican administrations, Jim Ready.

Obama Wants You & Your Bday Money

Screw Pottery Barn! Register with Obama.With Valerie Jarrett’s darling daughter kicking it off earlier this month, you and I are now officially knee-deep in Wedding Season; that lovely chunk of the year from mid-June to mid-August, where every weekend is filled with heartfelt I dos, and sticky fondant.With those double embossed invitations stacking up, deciding what gifts to buy for the happy couples can be over-whelming.

June Weddings Have Consquences

The couple's registry list.Earlier this month, Chicago royalty gathered together with all of their horses, and men, in order to join together Laura Jarrett and Tony Balkisson (pronounced BALL-KISS-ON) in unholy matrimony at Hyde Park. Mother of the bride, Iranian born Valerie Jarrett, known as Obama’s rock, and fairy god-mother, put her progressive inroads on hold, in order to give her dear daughter the best day possible.

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