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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Things to Consider When Trashing the Dress

Bride isn't the antonym of clever.You know that $6,000 or so white dress of circus tent tulle you wore down the aisle for the benefit of demanding second and third cousins, and the sugar hyped screaming brats in the back that your husband’s coworkers simply had to bring despite an eloquently worded, “No Kids Allowed” embossed in gold on the bottom of wafer stock invitation card? Yeah, that one.

The CDC Would Never Waste $$$

The CDC's motto.When you think of taxpayer’s dollars well spent, PD’s knows the first thing you think of is the CDC. I mean, of course. Why wouldn’t you? Hell, check out their motto, “CDC 24/7: Saving lives. Protecting people.”

See that? 24/7, that’s twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. They don’t get time off; they don’t punch out at noon, no sir. And every single second of every single minute of their constantly running schedule they are saving lives. And protecting people. Wow. It must be so emotionally rewarding to work there.

Now the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention also want to add another important role onto their plates, that of Wedding Planner. Could this organization be anymore selfless?

That Cheating Bastard! Kim Jong-un Marries!

Kim Jong-un.Fresh off the North Korean Presses: PD’s boyfriend and dictator bad boy, Kim Jong-un has just gotten married!

That bastard!

Summer Weddings For a Steal!

Forced wedding bells.These days Egypt seems to be giving fresh meaning to the term, “Summer weddings.” Whereas most Western bakers will tell you the definition is the lovely time of year from June to August where everyone and their entire sorority decide to have their weddings, Arab men use the term to mean a temporary marriage lasting for the length of their coastal summer vacay. Like with any vacay, those men have earned it.

4th of July Nuptials!

Both bridegrooms are pack-filled with wedded bliss!We’ve already told you about PD’s flag-wearing angst, and OWS Oakland’s need for lighter fluid, but we have yet to cover the 4th of July Expansion of Freedom Wedding (so dubbed by Nancy Pelosi, not us) of fratboy (or is it pratfall?) Barney Frank and his partner of so many Democrat and Republican administrations, Jim Ready.

Obama Wants You & Your Bday Money

Screw Pottery Barn! Register with Obama.With Valerie Jarrett’s darling daughter kicking it off earlier this month, you and I are now officially knee-deep in Wedding Season; that lovely chunk of the year from mid-June to mid-August, where every weekend is filled with heartfelt I dos, and sticky fondant.With those double embossed invitations stacking up, deciding what gifts to buy for the happy couples can be over-whelming.

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