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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

Wedding Bells: Spooky Soros Makes the March a Third Time

"Why do these lányok keeping wanting me to put a ring on it?"--The happy groom. Soros is living (well, mostly living) proof that just because a person believes they themselves are God and wield absolute complete control over the masses, deciding which currency eats it and who among us can see another day, doesn’t mean that they don’t have a heart or a softer side.

Cuba’s Toaster Revolution

Now that's a painful convo.Senile? No, Santa.Calling it sweetening with senility, but Fidel Castro has just opened up the gift registries of Cuba’s couples, by green lighting the removal of a 2005 ban on electronic appliances.

India: The Marriage Fast Track

Romance and court orders...You might want to buy stock in toaster and pressure cooker firms, because love and legislation are truly in the air these days, and if you live in India you better get ready to hit the wedding circuit….hard.

Meet India's One Month Wives

Someone tell Code Pink these girls are being denied birthcontrol!Break out your surplus toasters and pink ribbon, it’s that time of year again when good Muslim men flock to Hyderabad, India, to purchase underage “one month wives” in a buyer’s market.

PD brought you a similar story last summer occurring mostly in Egypt and Syria. While the practice is big business in Al Qaeda’s playground, it’s seems that Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood has been far too busy focusing on persecuting Christians (especially those clever Coptic ones) to be doing too much trade, leaving Mr. Temporarily Right looking for greener pastures in India.

Respectful Williams-Sonoma

Does anyone really think terrorists have enough coinage to buy their pressure cookers here anyway?If you live in Massachusetts, the Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem state, and have yet to snatch up that wedding gift for your bosses’ daughter, be forewarned that heading to your local Williams-Sonoma for that pressure cooker will be a waste of time.

Oh yeah. This extremely respectful company has just said that they will be taking pressure cookers off the shelves out of respect, you know, because of respect. Aretha Franklin and Cass Sunstein would be proud.

All of the Baggin’ None of the Naggin’

The genius behind intercourse marriages. Thinking about tying the knot, but not sure about the whole lifelong commitment part? Then an intercourse marriage is for you!

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