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Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Apparently, after calling Too Faced to the colorful carpet last month, Jeffree Star’s social...

Cuba’s Toaster Revolution

Now that's a painful convo.Senile? No, Santa.Calling it sweetening with senility, but Fidel Castro has just opened up the gift registries of Cuba’s couples, by green lighting the removal of a 2005 ban on electronic appliances.

India: The Marriage Fast Track

Romance and court orders...You might want to buy stock in toaster and pressure cooker firms, because love and legislation are truly in the air these days, and if you live in India you better get ready to hit the wedding circuit….hard.

Meet India's One Month Wives

Someone tell Code Pink these girls are being denied birthcontrol!Break out your surplus toasters and pink ribbon, it’s that time of year again when good Muslim men flock to Hyderabad, India, to purchase underage “one month wives” in a buyer’s market.

PD brought you a similar story last summer occurring mostly in Egypt and Syria. While the practice is big business in Al Qaeda’s playground, it’s seems that Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood has been far too busy focusing on persecuting Christians (especially those clever Coptic ones) to be doing too much trade, leaving Mr. Temporarily Right looking for greener pastures in India.

Respectful Williams-Sonoma

Does anyone really think terrorists have enough coinage to buy their pressure cookers here anyway?If you live in Massachusetts, the Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem state, and have yet to snatch up that wedding gift for your bosses’ daughter, be forewarned that heading to your local Williams-Sonoma for that pressure cooker will be a waste of time.

Oh yeah. This extremely respectful company has just said that they will be taking pressure cookers off the shelves out of respect, you know, because of respect. Aretha Franklin and Cass Sunstein would be proud.

All of the Baggin’ None of the Naggin’

The genius behind intercourse marriages. Thinking about tying the knot, but not sure about the whole lifelong commitment part? Then an intercourse marriage is for you!

Things to Consider When Trashing the Dress

Bride isn't the antonym of clever.You know that $6,000 or so white dress of circus tent tulle you wore down the aisle for the benefit of demanding second and third cousins, and the sugar hyped screaming brats in the back that your husband’s coworkers simply had to bring despite an eloquently worded, “No Kids Allowed” embossed in gold on the bottom of wafer stock invitation card? Yeah, that one.

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