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Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

Just Sayin’: Victoria Secret and Turkey Not Riding the Waves Well

A company almost having it worse than any Sharm el Sheikh resort these days, has to be Victoria’s...

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Memory Lane Monday: National Park Pledge

Remember all of those family vacations from your childhood spent crammed into the back of the...

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

Genius Idea: An Avocado Instruction Manual

In the last year, avocado back from a 1980’s slumber (much like the KGB) has taken the place of...

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

After Thomas Cook Bails Egypt Tries For a Miracle

Another week and another hit for Egypt’s Tourism Industry.

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Just Askin’: Why Shouldn’t Aborigines Be Able to Purchase a Chanel Boomerang?

Apparently, after calling Too Faced to the colorful carpet last month, Jeffree Star’s social...

A Nile Cruise Wedding

Wait, which revolution was it?3 years for a lifetime of happiness.Everyone knows how pure and clean (like most brides these days) the Nile River is, in fact our staff has written about it at length before.

So, if you are considering tying the lead knot, why not do so on a Nile cruise?

Genius Idea: FLOTUS the Diplomat

Clinton like poverty.Diplomatic inception. After telling blacks to vote Democrat simply because and giving them permission to have a little KFC if they do, you might think that the First Lady couldn’t be proven a better diplomatic figure, but it turns out that her hashtag/sign holding twitter campaign has been deemed one of the best moves of the Obama Administration this year.

Genius Idea: Western Teenage Twits Flocking to Daash in the Hopes of Being a Bride

Someone bought those shirts in bulk.He's probably got a great personality.Your teenage years are for making mistakes.

They’re for embracing pastel goth, and duct-taping poetry to your shirt. It’s a time for watching Bill O’Reilly, discussing Ralph Nader and shopping at Claire’s. In short, your teenage years are for a full flirtation with stupidity.

Genius Idea: Use Apps to Find Your Gay Soul Mate in the Middle East

Okay, that’s just crazy creepy.A sticky situation.Isn’t it funny how in most cases the new boss is so damn strikingly similar to the old boss?

Genius Fatwa: Peep on Your Betrothed

But it’s the American Right that hates women.Middle East romance.Note that today instead of talking about tyranny’s usual Genius Ideas like inflating the dollar into oblivion, or telling rape victims to urinate on themselves, we want to delve into a Genius Fatwa.

Wedding Bells in Nairobi

More women to disappoint. If it's your second wedding of the day, do you still make the bride wear white?The wedding industry in Nairobi is waiting with baited breath and sweating groomsmen, for President Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta to approve a bill just passed late last week by Kenya’s parliament which would allow men to marry as many women as they want.

The original drafting of the bill did have some clause about the wife having a say in the husband’s choice, but naturally that wording was dropped after mild debate. Women having rights? Pfft. This is Africa.

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