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Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Digital Graves

Digital Graves

Well, it has finally happened, PDers. Welcome to the age of digital graves!

Genius Idea: Butterfly Release Ban

Having them fly around for their one week of life is worse than waterboarding.Don’t get San Francisco started on doves…San Francisco, home of Rice-A-Roni and the Tenderloin, has concluded that a major danger to public safety has to go. What is this danger to public health? This scourge of San Francisco?

Wedding butterfly releases.

A Nile Cruise Wedding

Wait, which revolution was it?3 years for a lifetime of happiness.Everyone knows how pure and clean (like most brides these days) the Nile River is, in fact our staff has written about it at length before.

So, if you are considering tying the lead knot, why not do so on a Nile cruise?

Genius Idea: FLOTUS the Diplomat

Clinton like poverty.Diplomatic inception. After telling blacks to vote Democrat simply because and giving them permission to have a little KFC if they do, you might think that the First Lady couldn’t be proven a better diplomatic figure, but it turns out that her hashtag/sign holding twitter campaign has been deemed one of the best moves of the Obama Administration this year.

Genius Idea: Western Teenage Twits Flocking to Daash in the Hopes of Being a Bride

Someone bought those shirts in bulk.He's probably got a great personality.Your teenage years are for making mistakes.

They’re for embracing pastel goth, and duct-taping poetry to your shirt. It’s a time for watching Bill O’Reilly, discussing Ralph Nader and shopping at Claire’s. In short, your teenage years are for a full flirtation with stupidity.

Genius Idea: Use Apps to Find Your Gay Soul Mate in the Middle East

Okay, that’s just crazy creepy.A sticky situation.Isn’t it funny how in most cases the new boss is so damn strikingly similar to the old boss?

Genius Fatwa: Peep on Your Betrothed

But it’s the American Right that hates women.Middle East romance.Note that today instead of talking about tyranny’s usual Genius Ideas like inflating the dollar into oblivion, or telling rape victims to urinate on themselves, we want to delve into a Genius Fatwa.


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