North Korean state-sponsored television announced hours ago, that Kim Jong-un married Ri Sol Ju. Who is she, Un? Who is she?
Well fine, Kim Jong-un. We didn’t really love you all that much anyway. In fact, you’ll be needing all of that comfort food you just allowed into your country, because when you see how smokin’ hott we are when we go all Gangnam Style, you’ll be feelin’ real sorry.