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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

Genius Idea: The Cursed Rocks of Gettysburg

This week’s bit of brilliance comes from the US National Park Service and might actually be...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Just Sayin’: You DON’T Need the State for Your Proposal

Morro Rock.Seriously?Apart from the Chinese Government trying to meddle in the love lives of their citizens, on the whole in this day and age, you shouldn’t need the help of the State to pull off your wedding proposal, unless you’re a complete and absolute moron.

Recently, a twenty-something decided to climb up California’s 600 foot Morro Rock to use the sunrise as his backdrop for his Facetime proposal to his girlfriend.

As he decided to leave, this definite Rhodes Scholar realized that Morro Rock is much steeper on the way down.

So, naturally a helicopter had to be called to rescue him.By the way, once safely back on the ground, the man was arrested for suspected possession of meth.

Todd Gailey, the Morro Bay Fire Captain, explained that, "He couldn't go any direction, on a sheer ledge, with his feet dangling 80 feet off the ground."

Sorry, but to the twenty-something’s girlfriend, now fiancée, without ever having met you, seen you, and without knowing the first thing about your personality, our PD staff can safely assure you that you can do better.

Just sayin’. 

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