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Memory Lane Monday: Duterte and Daash

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Too Many Holidays

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Adidas and Pepsi Competing to Be New Coke

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Just Sayin’: Auntie Maxine’s Denim

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If you’re stuck on the title of this article, don’t be---apparently, it’s a thing. Yes, those...

Just Sayin’: You DON’T Need the State for Your Proposal

Morro Rock.Seriously?Apart from the Chinese Government trying to meddle in the love lives of their citizens, on the whole in this day and age, you shouldn’t need the help of the State to pull off your wedding proposal, unless you’re a complete and absolute moron.

Recently, a twenty-something decided to climb up California’s 600 foot Morro Rock to use the sunrise as his backdrop for his Facetime proposal to his girlfriend.

As he decided to leave, this definite Rhodes Scholar realized that Morro Rock is much steeper on the way down.

So, naturally a helicopter had to be called to rescue him.By the way, once safely back on the ground, the man was arrested for suspected possession of meth.

Todd Gailey, the Morro Bay Fire Captain, explained that, "He couldn't go any direction, on a sheer ledge, with his feet dangling 80 feet off the ground."

Sorry, but to the twenty-something’s girlfriend, now fiancée, without ever having met you, seen you, and without knowing the first thing about your personality, our PD staff can safely assure you that you can do better.

Just sayin’. 

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