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Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of?--- Round 4

Memory Lane Monday: Who Does This Remind You Of?--- Round 4

For this month’s installment of Who Does This Remind You Of? we’ve gone to a fairly big name in...

Genius Idea: Call Tourists Terrorists

Genius Idea: Call Tourists Terrorists

Spain has made no secret that they’re over their Tourist Industry.

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Sweden’s Armed Forces Embraces Rainbow Laces

Despite KLM missing the mark with their Gay Pride Click Campaign, Sweden’s Armed Forces weren’t...

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

Just Sayin’: Over The Iceland Bandwagon

To start with, we’d like to outline for the record, that PD covered Iceland long before the rest...

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

Faux Tiffanys Causes Costco to Pay Up

A fair amount of engagement rings (2,500) at remarkable whole-sale prices has put Costco and a...

Happy Travels: North Korea

Who wouldn't trust a guy in a dollar suit?According to NBA cross-dresser great Dennis Rodman and the newly released drawings of an alleged refugee, there is no hotter spot for Spring Break madness than North Korea. Kim Jong-Un’s mystical kingdom where unicorns roam and the sport of applause is practiced by all, has a little something for everyone.

New TSA Promises Happier Travels

Where's the metamucil, Grandma? Don't make me do a cavity search.Now with $50 million for spiffy new outfits saved from the sequester (is your city as promised burning down yet?), the TSA has decided to modify what they deem safe for carry-on luggage. If you just finally got used to the idea of them “testing” Aunt Myrtle’s peach pie and giving a little how’s your father to Gram-Gram, don’t worry, the new changes aren’t all that different.

The Iranians Get It Right

The great side by side compare.At PD we’ve often mentioned Iran, and how the Iranian Government is good at so many things.

When one thinks exciting public executions, Iran is almost always in their top two. Iran really has it all. A country with both intellectual and prophetic leaders? Who fits that bill better than Iran’s Ahmadiney Genie? Iran is also at the forefront of nuclear fusion fashion despite there being absolutely no homosexuals there. Having recently won the space race that ended 50 years ago, we know have to add best at digital computer fashioning to the ever growing list of accolades, for this gem of the desert country.

Happy Travels: Iran

Cut those manicure costs waaaaay down.Remember how Sarah Jessica Parker and company used Sex and the City 2 to showcase Morroco Abu Dhabi as the New-New Middle East? Well, in case you were wondering, PD wants to know that Iran is the New-New-New-New-New-New-Old-New-New Middle East.

Head of the Tourism Commission and former street sweeper, PD’s Ahmadiney Genie made it clear earlier this week that Iran is all about peace and unity, citing that all right thinking foreign devils should get in on the ground floor of the Caliphate ASAP.

Genius Idea: Send Criminals Home for the Holidays

Prison Zumba!PD showcased the rough and tumble lives of modern day inmates last week. Gone are the days of toilet moonshine, Alcatraz, and the Central Unit in Sugarland. Nowadays when one says they’ve done hard time, the biggest hardship they’ve endured is being forced to eat that last blueberry parfait, because they diddle-dallied on their in-cell Xbox too long.

Case in point, Brazil’s special take on criminal law which allows eligible inmates to spend holidays at home, with their family.

Happy Travels: Christmas Time in NYC

The Big Apple.Like your sidewalk to carry the scent of cinnamon and gin with a faint hint of urine? Love streets that are impossible to park on, much less drive on? Are you a big fan of gun control, and soda restriction? Want to increase your odds of being shot execution style in broad light? Is one of your life long goals to get the gift that will keep on giving for the rest of your life---an STD?

Then you must be New York, New York bound!

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