PD doesn’t know about you, but with Chief Justice Roberts’s dicking the American people in the ass, Rath trying to escape with a briefcase full of money, and the Egyptian Bro-Hood making it big in Egypt, we could use a vacation. So, we here at PD have put on our stewardess uniforms, and have five great vacation destinations on offer. Check out the first of the five: Greece.
Friday Riddle: What can bring the US to its knees and is more expensive than a prostitute?
This week has really put Cartagena on the map, what with photos surfacing Monday of Madame Secretary Clinton chug-lugging a brewski at a late night fiesta, and the news that the early deplorers of the Secret Service were trying to haggle an appropriate price for some hands on service of their own. You heard it here at PD first, Cartagena is the new vacation hot spot.
If you’re wondering how many more sexual innuendos we can cram into this article, trust us, loads more, but we’ll try to keep it down to a late 1990’s level.
Full discourse: PD doesn’t buy it, and apparently neither do secret service agents- Bazinga! (Okay, okay, we’re done. Promise.)