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Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

Creepy Costume Idea: Auntie Maxine

The Wall costume not for you? The cost of feathers too high thanks to the EPA to go as Elizabeth...

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

Just Sayin’: You Might Want to Watch that Plastic Surgery

A nip here, a tuck there, hey---even Ferraris need a little maintenance every now and then....

2017’s Controversial Costumes

2017’s Controversial Costumes

Move over Zombie Castro, the results are in for what the mainstream media has dubbed the most...

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

Memory Lane Monday: Tajikistan Texts

In keeping up with our Creepy October Mondays, this week PD (using our best Crypt Keeper...

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

Genius Idea: Cemetery Sex

If you ever read Fox News, where it’s all female teachers having sex with under-aged students all...

Cuba: Rap Battle

Professor Pitbull.It seems Jay Carney’s small quip on the difficultly of rhyming the word “treasury” ruffled a few feathers, as the rap world tries to make sense of B&J’s Cuba-Gate.

As a mediocrely scolding response (a kin to a flick of the wrist) to Jay Z’s “Open Letter Communism-Is-Confusing” deal, Miami rapper Pitbull (known before the drugs and fame as Armando Christian Pérez)made his own Open Letter to Jay Z and the Bitch we’re all supposed to be bowing too (again, not Michelle Antoinette).

Explosions at the Boston Marathon Finish Line

Eye witness photo of the scene in Boston.Reports are coming in now that two separate explosions have gone off near the finish line of the Boston Marathon today. The hotel that serves as the headquarters for the Boston Marathon is on lock down.

Charging By Customers’ Weight to Fly: Genius Idea?

Will people start doing juice cleanses before flights now?Baggage overage fees. $10 hot house peanuts. Sweatpants. It’s been a long time since flying from Point A to Point B was thought to be a glamorous experience, where people would be dressed to the nines and sit in their seats astonished by the miracle that is flight.

There have been pivotal shifts in society’s view of flying, September 11th bring the most pronounced. The paradigm of flight is once again about to change: Samoa Air is now configuring the cost of your flight based on how often you hit the gym.

Happy Travels: North Korea

Who wouldn't trust a guy in a dollar suit?According to NBA cross-dresser great Dennis Rodman and the newly released drawings of an alleged refugee, there is no hotter spot for Spring Break madness than North Korea. Kim Jong-Un’s mystical kingdom where unicorns roam and the sport of applause is practiced by all, has a little something for everyone.

New TSA Promises Happier Travels

Where's the metamucil, Grandma? Don't make me do a cavity search.Now with $50 million for spiffy new outfits saved from the sequester (is your city as promised burning down yet?), the TSA has decided to modify what they deem safe for carry-on luggage. If you just finally got used to the idea of them “testing” Aunt Myrtle’s peach pie and giving a little how’s your father to Gram-Gram, don’t worry, the new changes aren’t all that different.

The Iranians Get It Right

The great side by side compare.At PD we’ve often mentioned Iran, and how the Iranian Government is good at so many things.

When one thinks exciting public executions, Iran is almost always in their top two. Iran really has it all. A country with both intellectual and prophetic leaders? Who fits that bill better than Iran’s Ahmadiney Genie? Iran is also at the forefront of nuclear fusion fashion despite there being absolutely no homosexuals there. Having recently won the space race that ended 50 years ago, we know have to add best at digital computer fashioning to the ever growing list of accolades, for this gem of the desert country.

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